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comedycentral:

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

guys, harassment is never cool. this is bullying. just b/c he isnt a red faced little first grader doesnt mean thats not whats going on here. Trump is right, that nickname is completely banal. but stewart did trump Trump. and lots of people in show business are forced to alter their name so midwesterns and such can drawl out the name without garbling it. and Stewart did concede that he changed his name. analysis is shitty attack and shitty comeback, no won wins. 

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im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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oh, ‘bama

never gets old

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i put the sing in single

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when you read you begin with abc

when you sing you begin with auto tune

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my rule is treat others as you would like to be seduced

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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you've ever blogged.

mega-meister:

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aka-cats: sh4rki: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it. WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG my dog has the same problem…

aka-cats:

sh4rki:

Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.

WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

my dog has the same problem…

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lightningnymph:

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GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

anamericantimelordinlondon:

kawaiinchesters:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

edwardisacornball:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

This is still important, right guys? I think so. 

This isn’t just a fluffy chicken thing…..,someone wants their mother to accept them……this is fuking huge

guys c’mon how does this not have more notes?! LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

anamericantimelordinlondon:

kawaiinchesters:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

edwardisacornball:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

This is still important, right guys? I think so. 

This isn’t just a fluffy chicken thing…..,someone wants their mother to accept them……this is fuking huge

guys c’mon how does this not have more notes?! LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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